Beyonce

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Beyoncé

Let’s be 100 percent clear about this: we LOVE us some Beyoncé! But people’s obsession with her is just #tewmuch. This woman could sell her farts in a bottle and people would lose their dag on minds like it’s the greatest thing ever! Case and point, the “Feeling Myself” video. As soon as folks saw her in that Bulls leotard, the Instagram seamstresses got to work on the bootlegs and all hell broke loose. This just needs to stop. So yes, we would like Our Patron Saint of Slayage to take a break, just for a little while. No social media, no nothing. Perhaps all her stans will pick up new hobbies and remember their actual lives and minds during that time.

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