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Hamburg St. Pauli: Dildos in einem Sexshop

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Just when you think they’ve thought of everything, the sex toy world is here to prove you wrong.

The British company Lovehoney is pleased to present to you the “self-erecting bionic penis” Uprize!

That’s right…the dildo product has a floppy mode and with the touch of a button, it can grow into a fully erect 6-inch penis just for your (or someone else’s) pleasure.

 

Once hard, the dildo has a motor in the tip with ten different settings ranging from “intense to off-the-scale.”

 

You can thank China for inspiring the “AutoErect” technology. Their snake toys, which can stand erect or curl up like a limp you-know-what, served as a muse.

 

Reviewers are already singing Uprize’s praises, to the point where you’d think Shakespeare was behind the keyboard.

Descriptions of the item range from “mesmerizing to watch” to a “mighty mechanical beast.”

 

If you need inspiration for a future open mic, I’ve gathered the most poetic lines from reviewers just for you.

Swipe through to discover the wave of emotions Uprize is stirring!

OMG: The First Self-erecting Bionic Penis Is Bringing Out The Poetry In Reviewers (NSFW) was originally published on globalgrind.com

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